The news, my way.
Every day, I peruse the news for all the most important current events of the day, or at least I try to. Today, for example, none of the important stuff caught my eye whatsoever. Instead, I was reeled in by all the smutty stuff on CNN.com, the kind of stuff that can’t possibly hold any bearing on the world stage but we sick humans can’t get enough of. I think everybody needs an example to really comprehend what I’m saying: